Paris Hilton called into Ryan Seacrest’s radio show this morning to set the record straight on her relationship with Benji Madden. Supposedly, the two are “just talking a break,” and Paris hinted they could get back together, according to E! News:

“He is an incredible person, and we will always be really close,” Hilton said. “We will see what happens in the future. I am still in love with him.”
As for why they decided to go their separate ways for now…
“He has been working nonstop with his brother on his new record. I am working and traveling,” she said. “All these reports that say I dumped him aren’t true. This is a decision we made together as adults.”

The last time I was on a “break” from a relationship, I sat around in my boxers for days on end building LEGOs and watching porn. (Its been five years, but I know she’ll call me back as soon as her husband gives her the message.) I’m sure Benji Madden’s doing the same thing - or he’s frantically searching for a hooker that won’t make him wear a HAZMAT suit. I’m not a mind reader.

Wanna know Samantha Ronson’s secret to keeping Lindsay Lohan a lesbian? Punching. Lots and lots of punching. Sam reportedly let the fists fly early yesterday morning at a London nightclub when she saw Lindsay dancing with her ex Calum Best, according to The Sun:

A shocked onlooker revealed yesterday: “Lindsay was having a boogie on the dance floor with Calum. They were getting pretty close to each other and Sam was nowhere to be seen.
“And then all hell broke loose. Sam came screeching up to Lindsay, screaming blue murder and throwing punches. She went ballistic. The pair traded a series of blows before Calum managed to prise them apart. It was a really ugly scene.”

Once out in the lobby the two kissed and made up. And by made up I mean it was Lindsay’s turn to open a can:

Another eyewitness revealed: “Lindsay was furious with what Sam had done. She launched herself at Sam in the lobby. She was spitting at her and clawing at her chest. She was fuming.”

I included pics of Lindsay looking all forlorn outside the club in her car. Never before have I seen a woman so desperately miss the penis. Hang in there, champ. Your career’ll be dead before you know it, and then you can have wang until the cows come home. Don’t stop believing!

UPDATE: Page Six reports Lindsay and Sam are now seeing a couples counselor because of the fight. Apparently, this shit happens a lot which would be hot if Samantha Ronson didn’t look like a coked-out Squiggy from Laverne & Shirley. I went there.

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz gave birth to a baby boy last night and simultaneously won the “You’ve Got to Be Shitting Me” Award for the most ridiculous baby name. People reports:

Bronx Mowgli Wentz weighed 7 lbs., 11 oz., and was 20 1/2 inches long.
“Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!” a spokesperson tells PEOPLE.

Bronx Mowgli Wentz. So I’m guessing Chewbacca Squishypants was already taken?

Congrats to Ashlee & Pete and best of luck to Bronx. You’re gonna need it.

Although Twilight has gotten some mixed reviews, that hasn’t stopped people from speculating about its success - and the books too.

Publishing insiders are already saying that Stephenie Meyers’ Twilight series will make it big, maybe even outperforming the Harry Potter series. Especially now with the movie out!

Elizabeth Eulberg, publicist for the Twilight books, said “I think it will definitely bring a bigger audience. We just hope the people who haven’t read the books who see the movie will read them.”

She adds that sales have risen in the past few weeks with worldwide sales of the four books in the series reaching 25 million. The books are also printed in 37 languages!

Eulberg added that “For the past three years we’ve been steadily getting more fans, so when ‘Breaking Dawn’ came out [in August] it sold 1.3 million copies on the first day in the U.S.”

As for the book’s author, Meyer claims the idea came to her in a dream back in 2003. Just six months later she had written Twilight and signed a six-figure deal.

Wonder how much of that money she’s donated to her Mormon church and to the Yes on Prop H8te to promote lies????????????

But despite the books selling well, the flick is still not doing so well with the reviews.

Time Magazine added that while Twilight was not a masterpiece, it “rekindles the warmth of great Hollywood romances.”

Will U be watching Twilight?

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AnnaLynne McCord filmed a beach party scene for 90210 yesterday and her nipple accidentally popped out while she was running. To make up for this snafu, AnnaLynne stripped down to a bikini and bent over. Okay… Not sure where she learned that trick, but there’s an actress who doesn’t want to go back to the Gap. Take note, young Hollywood.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that are totally going to make Dylan jealous when he gets to the Peach Pit.

Rock band Kiss got the kiss off from the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and they are none too pleased about it.

With their first album released in 1974, the band now easily officially fulfills the requirement for nomination - 25 years since an artists debut - but the rockers are nowhere to be seen on the ballot.

The always outspoken Gene Simmons said, “There are disco bands, rap bands, Yiddish folk song bands in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but not Kiss.” He added, “I believe we have more gold records in America than any other group, but it’s OK.”

Kiss lost the ballot to Metallica, rock guitarist Jeff Beck, and soul singer Bobby Womack. The final five - voted on by industry members - will be unveiled in January.

But we don’t think their campaign is going to go too well. Simmons signed off on his speech at the Billboard Touring Conference with a nice little jab at the Hall’s top officials.

“A lot of those guys on the board can go and get my sandwich when I want, and I mean that in the nicest way.”

What a graceful loser!

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Like the strange warts you got from the strip club restroom, clips of Britney Spears’ new documentary Britney: For the Record continue to show up online. The latest features Britney doing an impersonation of her father/conservator Jamie Spears talking on the phone (via Us Magazine):

“This is my dad,” Spears, 26, says while pacing back and forth between takes of her “Womanizer” video.
“‘Britney, get your a– in here and sit down right there!’” she says, switching into a Southern twang. Jamie - Spears’ permanent conservator - spent most of his life in Louisiana.
“‘She don’t listen to me,’” Spears continues. “‘She screams at me, and she gets on me [for] screaming at her…you have to talk some f–king sense into her.”

While the impression is pretty remarkable coming from Britney Spears, I couldn’t help but notice one glaring fact. Turns out when Jamie Spears talks on the phone he disappears for an hour. Think about that for a second, he’s gone for AN HOUR. Who’s watching Britney? This of course explains how she’s meeting men and why the pies cooling on my windowsill keep disappearing.

Video after the jump.

Sluttyienna Miller should get the award for horniest celebutard!

The girl needs a warm male’s body at her side at all times.

So, it’s been what, about a month since her break up with married oil heir Balthazar Getty and there’s already news that she’s already dating someone else!

A snitch told The London Paper that they spotted Slutty on a ’secret date’ with the scruffy and smelly Josh Hartnett at an exclusive East London bar.

American actor Josh, as y’all know, is in London for Rain Man. And he’s sick! Probably a result of getting too close to Slut Slut!

A source said, “They definitely looked like a couple - and a good looking one at that! At one point, they were holding hands across the table, but they quickly hid them underneath. They looked really cozy as they dined, gazing into each other’s eyes, smiling and laughing. They continued talking and drinking until very late into the evening - there was definitely a buzz in the air.”

Good job, Slutty!

Glad you found someone unattached to satisfy your needs!

That’s totally more like it.

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What up-and-coming young actor cheated on his girlfriend of 3 years and got a 23 year old waitress pregnant?????! His publicist is making him stay far away from the waitress, as they obviously don’t want this to come out!!!!

Katy Perry - ever fond of thematic outfits - channeled her inner Spaniard (via Madonna circa Isla Bonita) at the 55th Annual ONDA Awards in Barcelona, Spain on Thursday.

As usual, she was cute as a button - that girl can pull off almost anything!

It’s all about confidence, bbs!

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