Rihanna hit the clubs last night in New York City and apparently decided to fly sans bra. These pics might be considered LSFW depending on your boss’ vision. If he clearly sees nipples, that man’s in the wrong line of work and should be a goddamn Army sniper. I’ve been staring at these things for hours like it’s a Magic Eye picture. So far all I’ve seen is a tugboat, two polar bears kissing and Edgar Winter.

Hey, remember this guy? Sam Lutfi a.k.a. Douchebeard McDrugYourDrinks. Well, it turns out the restraining order requiring him to stay 250 yards away from Britney Spears expires today. The order will not be renewed, but Britney’s lawyer issued the following public statement to Douchebeard letting him know what the fuck’s up. The AP reports:

“Britney has made clear to everyone that she does not want to be further harassed or contacted in any way by Osama ‘Sam’ Lutfi, now or at anytime in the future,” Spears’ attorney Samuel D. Ingham III said in a statement to The Associated Press.
“During the temporary conservatorship, the conservators have the power to insure that Lutfi will not harm Britney anymore. If Mr. Lutfi makes any future attempt to contact Britney after the temporary conservatorship has concluded, Britney has made clear she will take all appropriate legal action.”

Did Britney really make it clear she’ll “take all appropriate legal action”? I doubt she knows what one of those words even mean. Here’s a more likely scenario: “If Mr. Lutfi attempts to contact Britney, Britney will take actions including, but not limited to, sticking a bucket of KFC over her head then running into a wall. Britney also reserves the right to say ‘Whoop whoop whoop whoop!’ prior to impact.”

New York Yankee Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez’s lawyers responded to Cynthia Rodriguez’s divorce petition today. Cynthia was asking for “the couple’s $12 million waterfront estate and ‘equitable distribution’ of all assets acquired during the marriage.” Except she signed a prenup which A-Rod is sticking to. He’s also pushing to have allegations of extramarital affairs stricken from the record because Florida is a no-fault divorce state making the claims “immaterial and impertinent.” Also, he doesn’t want it legally documented that he banged Madonna. NY Daily News reports:

Rodriguez, whose 10-year, $275 million contract with the Yankees makes him baseball’s highest-paid player, says several times in the response he wants the prenup enforced.
“Husband denies any duty to support wife beyond those obligations specifically set out in the parties’ prenuptial agreement,” the papers say. What those terms are wasn’t immediately known, but apparently they don’t suit Cynthia. If he has to go to court to fight her challenge to the prenup and wins, he says he’s entitled to recover from his wife any “reasonable attorney’s fees and costs” he incurs.

It sounds like A-Rod doesn’t fuck around. Not counting all those strippers and the Crypt Keeper.

Here’s Jessica Alba out and about yesterday rocking a chest that says “Yes, I did recently squeeze a tiny person out of my pelvis. Thank you for asking.” Which, honestly, almost made me consider Jessica Alba a captivating individual. Keyword being: Almost.

Ali Lohan is trying to start an acting career just like her big sister Lindsay. In her haste to get on the silver screen and fund her mother’s gin addiction, Ali attended a casting call for porn director Peter Davy. Granted, he’s getting ready to shoot a mainstream horror film that doesn’t make the situation any less sad and hilarious. TMZ reports:

Ali Lohan’s rep tells us the girl had no idea that Peter Davy was behind such classics as “Breast Wishes 14″ and “Bun Busters 12.” Sources tell us the meeting was actually set up by Ali’s agent.

Dina Lohan is, of course, feigning outrage for the press, but behind closed doors, it’s a different story: “Ali, I know you’re your own person, but Lindsay - God, I miss that little coke mule - would’ve lied about her age and knocked out the rent for mommy. I’m just sayin’.”

She’s so tiny!

Midget Olsen, Mary-Kate, and her giant friend spent a nice, casual day out and about in Los Angeles on Wednesday.

The twin, wearing a Kenny Rogers tee, stopped by a thrift store and took pictures inside.

She’s looking happy and healthy.

Her outfit, on the other hand, crazy as ever!

[Image via WENN.]

Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that

Snoop’s tour bus was pulled over by police on Interstate 45, south of Dallas, on Thursday afternoon.

Two people were arrested for marijuana possession.

It is not known at this time if Snoop was one of those.

[Image via WENN.]

She kissed a girl and she liked it.

She really really like it!

Just Dance singer Lady Gaga has come out of the closet as a bisexual.

Welcome to the gayborhood!

Cick here to read her coming out interview.

Rapper 50 Cent recently opened up to Sister 2 Sister magazine about his ongoing feud with babymomma Shaniqua Tompkins.

He told the mag that the war broke out when he insisted on finding his son, Marquise, a better home and improving his education.

Fiddy says, “It wasn’t important before the beginning of last year because he was being home schooled… I was paying a teacher $60,000 just to teach him by himself. He was learning slower because it was just him and the teacher. So he needed to go to where he had the best possible schooling district and I found a house in the area that was, like, $1.5 million.”

That $60K teacher sounds like a piece of crap.

For that kind of money, we would expect an Einstein child!

But, the multi-platinum seller claims Tompkins started receiving bad advice from friends, insisting on more child support to match her “new situation”.

Eww. Greeeedy!

Things escalated and Fiddy ended up winning a court order to evict Tompkins from the home he’d bought for her. Fiddy went on to say, “Her lawyer decided to present to the public that 50 Cent is kicking his son out of the house.”

Tompkins has supposedly fled with the rapper’s son and continues to battle him for custody and child support.

He adds, “Now they done kidnapped my first one (son). My son’s mother got him, holding him hostage.”

We think the babymomma is shameful!

We smell an opportunist using a kid to milk a rich man out of money.

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

And we don’t mean the dog!

Everybody’s favorite fug bitch, saMAN Ronson walked her infinitely cuter pooch, Wednesday in Los Angeles.

LezLo’s gal pal got a haircut.

What do you think of her new ‘do???

[Image by Respicio-Young via JFX Online.]