Who is that skinny rocker dude kissing Perez????

It’s Azaria, the lead singer of Australian band The Follow.

He’s the dude that went “missing” last week, which we wrote about.

Well, we found him - in Vegas!

Azaria came to the Labor Day party we hosted at Tao.

And….

He came with Jess from The Veronicas, whom we met during our ill-fated trip to Australia in 2007 (when Perez had pneumonia).

Well, here’s some shocking news: these two are back together!

That’s right, Jess and Azaria are dating again, and we wouldn’t be surprised if there was a quickie Vegas wedding this weekend!!!

They told us they wouldn’t get married unless Perez was the flower boy.

Done and done!

We’ll happily be made of honor too.

So, OF COURSE we had to ask Az why he went missing. He told us that he just needed some “alone time” and drove to New York City by himself - without his cell phone - to visit Jess.

The twosome came to Vegas for a bit to get away.

And, since we had Jess at our fingertips we had to ask her about her rumored Australian girlfriend, Ruby Rose, the MTV VJ.

She denied any romantic relationship.

She was lying! Ha

And, we also had to ask her about those “nudie” pics that hit the interweb, allegedly of her.

She had no comment.

We also talked about The Veronicas going on tour with the Jonas Brothers. Jess said they are lovely boys and are having a great time with them on the road.

And, after they’re done with the Jonai, The Veronicas are going on tour with Hanson.

From one musically talented trio of siblings to another!

After we had “work” out of the way, we had the bestest time ever with Jess, Az, and our friend at family at Tao.

We’re in Vegas for a few more days and soooo excited. It’s gonna be super fun!

Saturday night we have a date with Cher and Katy Perry.

We love it here!!!!!

[Perez's "Barack The Vote" t-shirt courtesy of Local Celebrity. Jeans courtesy of Levis. Images by Ryan Weber via Radian Photography.]

Which of Hugh Hefner’s Girls Next Door was spotted all over Las Vegas on Friday night getting even more friendly with Criss Angel????

That’s gonna be a main problem!

My, my how times have changed!

Shannen Doherty recently revealed that there’s some b.j. action in the very first episode of 90210 (2.0):

“All I know is there’s a girl giving a guy a blow job in the first episode.”

They never ‘went there’ in the original!

We wonder, is it one of the new high schoolers doing the deed? Or, is it Lori “Aunt Becky“ Loughlin?

[Image via WENN.]

How much longer ’til she’s found dead?????

According to reports, Amy Winehouse cancelled a Paris show just 2 hours before she was scheduled to appear on Friday.

Concert organizers are reportedly so pissed that they’re going to pursue legal action.

The organizers released the following statement on their website:

“We were told by Winehouse’s agent at 8pm that she would not be there, and we were forced to cancel the performance. We have still not been given any explanation of the exact reasons for her absence. We are very sorry about this situation and share the disappointment of the festival-goers.”

Concert insiders said Wino’s musicians had arrived on Thursday and rehearsed for the show Friday morning.

Looks like there were signs of trouble Friday morning! Weren’t they concerned that the band was rehearsing without Crackie?

Wino’s mouthpiece did not comment on the impending law suit, but did speak up about Crackhouse’s health:

“Amy Winehouse is currently at home recovering. The illness is nothing serious, nothing that some time in bed and not singing won’t cure.”

Why do people even bother to book her?

Of late when she does bother to show up it’s usually disastrous.

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

Sluttyienna Miller and Balthazar Getty are looking to shack up in a very expensive way!

The UK’s Daily Mirror reports that the shameful duo were just spotted checking out a luxe $22 million mansion in Malibu’s ‘ultra-exclusive’ Trancas Canyon.

Apparently, Leo Di Caprio is also in the hood.

A source reports:

“They came in together, and were very touchy-feely. There was a lot of hand-holding.There is a saltwater infinity pool and an open-air shower. Sienna loved that.”

A $22 million mansion for Sluttyiena?

Please!

The only home worthy of Slutty is a brothel!

Douchebag Getty supposedly peeped out a $12 million property in Malibu’s Broad Beach area before looking at the $22 million canyon mansion, but told friends it wasn’t remote enough.

He reportedly wants more privacy for himself and Slutty because rumor is that his soon to be ex-wife, Rosetta, is going to sell her side of the story.

Hello?! If you want privacy get out of the LA-area!!!

We can’t wait for Rosetta to reveal how much of a lying douche bag Getty is!

Hope she gets lots of money for selling him out AND in the divorce proceedings!

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Hotness!

It happened!

Johnny Depp took to the stage with his old band, The Kids, on Friday night in Pompano Beach, Florida.

The thesp looks soooo good playing rock n’ roller.

Yum!

[Image via Getty Images.]

This didn’t take long at all!

Turns out John McCain’s Vice Presidential pick, Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin, has already been involved in some scandal.

Quite recently too!

Click here to read all about it!

[Photos via Getty Images.]

Good news for our fellow Latinos but bad news for us in the U.S. and Canada.

Kylie Minogue has just announced that she is also going on tour in South America this fall, in addition to Australia and New Zealand. She spent the summer traveling across Europe.

Thus far, she has no plans to play in North America.

Devastating!

At least do NY, L.A., Vegas and Toronto!!!!!

Please, Kylie. We NEED you!!!!!

Says the international superstar on her website:

“After wowing audiences across Europe with her X2008 Tour earlier this Summer and confirming Australian dates for December, Kylie’s pleased to announce that KylieX2008 is coming to South America!, covering Peru, Chile and Argentina this November!

Thursday 6th November
Peru - Lima Explanada Del Monumental

Thursday 13th November
Chile - Santiago Pista Atletica

Saturday 15th November
Argentina - Buenos Aires G E B A

Stay Tuned to Kylie.com for further details!”

It’s a Friday before a holiday weekend, so what the hell? Let’s talk about John McCain (Hey, he’s a celebrity too!) and his sans penis vice presidential pick today: Alaskan governor Sarah Palin. Here’s the word from Reuters:

Palin, 44, a self-described “hockey mom,” is a conservative first-term governor of Alaska with strong anti-abortion views, a record of reform and fiscal conservatism and an outsider’s perspective on Washington.
“She’s exactly who I need. She’s exactly who this country needs to help me fight the same old Washington politics of me first and country second,” McCain told a roaring crowd of 15,000 supporters in Dayton, Ohio.

So what do you think: Awesome? Bad? We’re straight fucked? She looks like Tina Fey? Cheap political ploy? Where’s Alaska? I’d hit it? I’ll let you guys handle the deep intellectual discourse. And people say this site isn’t informative. In your face, entire mainstream media!

Kim Kardashian is training hard for the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars and is prepared to reveal more and more of her infamous butt as the show progresses. There’s nothing using a woman’s astronomically large ass that once starred in a porno as a source of family entertainment. God bless you, ABC! People reports:

“I’m hoping that it’ll firm it up and shape it up,” she said during a launch party for the Pink Blackberry Curve at L.A. boutique Intermix. “Everyone is asking if I’m worried it’s going to go away. No, it’s going to tone it up. I can use that.”
So, will she flaunt what she’s got in sexy and slinky ballroom costumes? Kardashian said she expects to show off more than a little skin as the competition moves forward.

Despite the prospect of some Kim ass I still won’t watch. Mainly because I did the math and it’ll take at least 100 episodes before we see some crack. You can’t fight the numbers, folks.

NOTE: Your eyes are not deceiving you: these are shots of Kim leaving a hair removal center - and, damn, not a moment too soon. Here’s what she looked like prior to treatment. Mamma mia!